Everything I Own

I wouldn't want to be called a minimalist. Something about the minimalist movement really irks me and I think it's the sneaking suspicion that someone is trying to sell me something. Guy Debord would be so pissed about that. That said, I'm really nosy and like knowing what kinds of things people own and decided to list everything I own as comprehensively as I can. While consumerism is rampant and sucks, I do enjoy guessing things about people based on how they dress, what they carry with them and what their rooms look like. The problems start when that's all you've got going on or your symbols don't end up pointing to anything other than themselves. Additionally, after reading The Dispossessed and seeing how much stuff those characters owned, I want to take an accurate inventory and see how much stuff I own and if I need everything listed. I'm going to consolidate things where it makes sense. For example, if something needs a charger, assume I have a charger even if it's not listed. Varying levels of information will be given about each item depending on how important I think they are. This is meant to both be a factual list as well as a word picture. Items are listed in no particular order other than how quickly they come to mind. Favorites will be highlighted at some point in some fashion. This list is basically complete.

1. Car
2. Desktop Computer (Windows 11)
3. ThinkPad X270 (Debian)
4. eReader
5. Keys + Carabiner
6. Wallet
7. Harmonica x2
8. JBL Speaker
9. Secondhand Hydroflask 24oz
10. Leatherman Skeletool
11. Leatherman Micra
12. Some quantity of Jetstream RT .7mm Black Pens
13. Gillette Clinical Deoderant
14. Vanicream Gentle Face Cleanser
15. Vanicream Daily Face Moisturizer
16. Some quantity of Bic Lighters
17. 256gb USB A/C Flash Drive w/Chainsaw Man charm
18. Brown Snap Top Glass Bottles x8
19. Eyeglass Case
20. Candles x2
21. Bicycle Jumbo Playing Card Deck x5
22. Bicycle Euchre Playing Card Deck
23. Tarot Deck
24. Milk Crate x6
25. Two Door Dresser (used as a desk)
26. Full Bed (no mattress)
27. REI Basics Camp Cot
28. Sharp Digital Alarm Clock
29. Clipboard
30. Scrubs x2
31. Scuffed ass shoes
32. Running shoes
33. Boots
34. Black Diamond Headlamp w/Rechargeable Battery
35. Pink Razer Gaming Headset
36. Two Sleeved Commander Decks w/Black Carrying Case
37. Roughly 100 loose Magic cards in a cardboard box
38. Extension cable with 3 plugs
39. Couch
40. Fleshlight
41. Lube for the above
42. Spare door (79"x30")
43. 3DS XL
44. Mason Jar w/5 highlighers and 1 dual tipped Sharpie
45. Triple Aught Fastpack backpack (current daily backpack)
46. GoRuck 34L (looking to sell)
47. Yeti cup w/various markers and pens
48. Orange Frisbee
49. Joy of Cooking
50. Salt Fat Acid Heat
51. ARRL Handbook 2023
52. Stone Butch Blues
53. Ron Cordes Pocket Guide to Hiking/Backpacking
54. Ron Cordes Pocket Guide to Emergency First Aid
55. Ron Cordes Pocket Guide to Weather Forecasting
56. Sand County Almanac
57. A few sticks of Vaseline chapstick
58. Redken Hair Cleansing Cream 250mL
59. Redken Volume Injection Shampoo 300mL
60. Redken Volume Injection Conditioner 300mL
61. Cheezit Box filled with letters/postcards/zines
62. A bunch of black hair ties
63. Wide tooth comb
64. Brush x2
65. Pureology Color Fanatic Leave In Conditioner
66. Eyemask for sleeping
67. Apple USB-C earbuds
68. Phone
69. MP3 Player
70. Anker Power Bank
71. Empty TonyMoly Cat's Purrfect Day Cream container w/jewelry inside
72. Jump Rope
73. O'Keeffe's Working Hands Cream
74. Morkborg Handbook
75. SnackBox Micro w/spare buttons and switches
76. M65 jacket I bought to hang out w/a coworker but nothing happened. Dope jacket tho (fuck war)
77. Vintage Inis Meain sweater
78. Nice pair of jeans
79. Like 5 Hanes tank tops
80. Childhood music box
81. Childhood stuffed animal (bunny)
82. Broken Welcome to Night Vale mug filled with pens that I use
83. Travel size containers of pain killers (Ibuprofen and Acetaminophen)
84. Hydration powder x2
85. Duct tape
86. 6 cans of Montana Black Spray paint, various colors
87. Some quantity of contact cases
88. Tire chains
89. Crossbar thing for changing tires
90. Wok
91. Mouthwash
92. Travel mouthwash
93. Toothbrush
94. Toothpaste
95. Travel toothpaste
96. Floss
97. Wool detergent
98. Steel Mountain Bike
99. Flask
100. Fabric tape measure
101. Normal tape measure
102. Pillow
103. Blanket
104. Sheets (Twin XL)
105. Cat plush (gift)
106. Dino plush (gift)
107. Handmade gata from roommate
108. Puffer jacket
109. Jean jacket
110. Peacoat
111. Orange cat blanket
112. Cherry Coke Crop Top
113. Columbo Shirt
114. Mesh Crop Top
115. Modelo Shirt
116. Dickies Crop Top
117. Some socks
118. Some underwear
119. M65 Cargo Pants x2 (fuck war)
120. OG-107 Pants (fuck war)
121. HBM Shirt
122. Skull Shirt
123. Waterproof stuff sack x2
124. Portable water filter
125. Stop the Presses I Want to Get Off!
126. My Odyssey through the Underground Press
127. Sorcerer's Screed: The Icelandic Book of Magic Spells
128. Runes: The Icelandic Book of Fuþark
129. High Times Encyclopedia
130. Mushrooms Demystified
131. Street Journalism: Understand & Report the News In Your Community
132. Complete Guide to Bicycle Maintenance and Repair
133. Lockpicks that I don't know how to use
134. Some quantity of USB-C cables
135. Ripstop pants for chores
136. Stoner Hoodie (I don't smoke)
137. Hot water bottle
138. Steel nipple piercing x2
139. Steel eyebrow piercing
140. Fake gold earrings x2
141. Electric razor
142. Safety razor w/blades
143. Black Dickies jumpsuit (for work)
144. Blue Lee UnionAlls jumpsuit (my nice going out jumpsuit)
145. Overalls
146. Scuffed-Ass Sweater
147. Corduroy jacket
148. About 8 plastic coat hangers
149. The Dying Earth
150. Ab roller (need to donate, don't like the movement)
151. Stolen Sharpie Revolution
152. Towel
153. Tool bag
154. Hammer
155. Tape Measure
156. Fabric tape measure
157. A few screwdrivers
158. Green knicknack bowl
159. A bunch of DnD dice
160. Fixed-blade knife (gift)
161. Stringless Bass Guitar (borrowed, haven't used)
162. Amp (see above)
163. Wild Flowers of the Pacific Coast
164. Your True Home
165. The Heart of the Buddha's Teachings
166. To Survive on This Shore
167. GPS
168. External Hard Drive
169. Belt
170. Paracord
171. Swim Goggles
172. Blender
173. Bubble Wrap
174. Carhartt Jacket
175. French Chore Shirt
176. Chambray Shirt
177. Flannel Shirt (From Grandpa)
178. Floral Dungarees
179. Whistle
180. Pink Tire Lever x2
181. Brass Change Cup
182. Various USBs
183. Hot Wheels
184. Anime OSTs on CD (Will rip and upload)
185. Camp Soap
186. Technical Detergent
187. Sleeping Bag
188. Sleeping Bag Liner
189. Fucked up Kombucha Jar
190. Decomposing Sweaters my dead cat Pissed On
191. Desk Chair
192. Backpack Guy 45W USB-C Charger
193. Backpack Guy USB-C Cable
194. Backpack Guy Lightning Cable
195. Rachet Straps x2