They HATE to see a white boy:

• Carry a spork in his pocket
• Play aggro
• Play a zoner
• Be vaguely feminine in a dude bro way
• Sleep on da couch
• Eat peanut butter out of the jar
• Spiral
• Spiral
• Spiral
• Drink Red Bull
• Espouse the greatness of WILD ZERO: THE MOVIE
• Call You On His Cell Phone
• Bedframe with No Mattress
• Six eggs a day, everyday
• Visit Interesting Websites
• Have Hopes and Goals

THIS IS LITERALLY 1984